How To Prepare For An Impromptu Booty Call?

Everything You Need To Know

When it comes to everything that you want to know about how to be prepared for an impromptu booty call, then you have come to the right place. Everything we have listed below is tried, tested and true. We have made this easy to follow set of instructions and tips so that when you get the call, you are prepared. 100%. This is where you will find out everything you should always had with you. This will be your go to list in no time. Let's get started. Times a wastin'.

In The Fridge

If you have someone come over, you need to be able to offer them something to drink or eat. Always have low carb beer or wine in your fridge. As well, have fresh strawberries or something of that nature to snack on. While chips are yummy, they also cause bloating and they also make your hands all greasy. You should also make sure that you have tea or coffee and maybe some toast for the morning, in case they spend the night. You don't need to spoil them with a big breakfast, but you can offer them some tea and toast. No need to send them off with nothing.

Lube

You need to have lube because sometimes not all girls can get wet even though they are very much into it. Or maybe you are having anal sex tonight, you don't want to go in dry and spit doesn't lubricate it the way it needs to. You just need to do this for yourself and you will see the difference that having some lube on hand will do for you.

Mints

There is nothing grosser than having someone come over and bad breath, or waking up next to someone who has bad breath. Having mints handy is something you should always have around for just this situation. This is your chance to get away from that gross breath and make it something that you want to make out with. Plus, they are just helpful to have around for after blowjobs or if you don't feel like brushing your teeth or if you are lazy. Mints are handy.

Ladies! Listen Up!

Preparing for a booty call isn't just for men. Ladies should do a bit of prep as well. Just because you are hot and you have some guy coming over to have sex with you, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into it. You should still do a few things to make the time you spend together a bit nicer. We assume your place is already fairly clean, so you are good there. Maybe toss a couple of beers in the freezer to chill them quickly. You should put in some form of effort that you tried to make this a chill hangout that happens to just involve sex.

What You Need To Have Handy

Just because they are coming to you does not mean that they are prepared to have what you need. So, be sure to always have condoms in your bedside table. You need to stay protected at all times. Make sure that you are always birth controlled up. If you are the kind of girl who likes to have some fun, make sure you pre-buy a few doses of the plan B pill. Have a tissue or something handy to clean up the mess. You might even want to keep your sex toys close by to you. You never know if you will need to bust one help to help get you there if he can't do it. There is no shame in reaching for a friend in a time of need.

How To Initiate A Booty Call

For those of you who don't know how to get a booty call, but have the rest of the stuff down, you just need to work on it a bit. Meet some girls on some hookup app and invite them over for a beer. If the invite comes after 11pm, it is common knowledge that this is a booty call. It's the unwritten code, or you can meet them at the bar and invite them back to your place to hook up or have a nightcap. You basically just need to be cool over texting which is easy to do or be somewhat not unappealing in person. When they show up, offer them a drink, make them feel comfortable.

Difference Between Booty Call, One Night Stand And Fuck Buddies

To answer all questions now, let's clear the air on what these terms truly mean. A one night stand is someone that you sleep with just once. You normally meet these winners when you are good and drunk and at the bar looking to bang anything that moves. A booty call is someone who you have sex with on occasion because you know that they are always down. There is no form of emotions or friendship there, so it works out well for you. Fuck buddies is the term they give to friends who also happen to have sex, but aren't dating. It's like if you and your beer pong partner started having sex with each other. It's a great idea in theory, but in the end, one of them always ends up catching feelings. Now that you know the difference, you never have to question what you are to somebody else anymore. You will already know the answer.

We hope that we have given you enough detail and ideas to help you be the most prepared ever. With the information we have given you, there is no way that you could not be prepared for anything that gets thrown at you. You have all your bases covered. You have a list of everything you need to pick up before you get a little wild and crazy. Don't let being unprepared ruin your chances at getting laid.